The Not-So-Required-Starcraft 2-Doodle That Comes After the Obilgatory Starcraft 2 Doodle
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It’s yet another Starcraft 2 doodle. Why? The answer lies beyond the horizon. Then turn left, climb down the manhole, do fifty jumping jacks, and then you will get mauled by a pack of hyenas. While you’re bleeding profusely, a Tibetan monk shall arrive and rescue you. You will wake up in a Buddhist monastery and scream out "Where’s my family? They were taken by conspirators planning a coup against the United States government!" Then the monk will ponder what you just said, seeing that the monk knows no English whatsoever. He will then throw a smokebomb at your feet and you will experience a few moments of vertigo. Then you will arrive in Canadatown in Chicago. You will walk across the street and into one of the many Canadian restaurants in Chicago. The waitress will come over, greet you, guide you over to a table, and then give you a menu. You will open the menu. You will like what is on the menu. And you will order poutine. Then the FBI will burst through the store door and windows. Everyone will cower in fear and duck under their chair or table and you will be the only one left standing. And then, you see a brilliant light and feel warmth wash over you. Then, and only then, will you know the answer to the question I proposed before you read this block of text. Okay. So that was the long answer. The short answer? It’s beyond the horizon…
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